G'Day!
Welcome to Dad Jokes.
We hope you enjoy this site created for you, an integral part of the family, Dad.
Please feel free to contribute and engage with others.
We hope this space brings laughter, happiness and joy for everyone.
Thank you.
Annual major prize draw
At the end of each week the joke with the most votes will be declarede the winner.
The winner from each each goes into the major prize draw with the winner to be announced at the end of 2025.
More details of the major prize will be announced closer to the prize draw.
In the meantime....
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Much easier.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
I'm on a whiskey diet.
I've lost three days already.
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
About Dad Jokes
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Submit your joke and see how many upvotes you get!
The joke with the most votes at the end of the week goes into the draw to win the major prize at the end of the year.
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