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"How do elephants talk to each other?
On the ele-phone!"
— Submitted by Colonel Hathi
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"What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
"Here come the elephants.""
— Submitted by mick
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"I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
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"Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts."
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"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."
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"What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory."
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"I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying."
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"I once tried to catch fog... I mist."
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"What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador."
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"I told my suitcase there will be no vacations this year. Now I'm dealing with emotional baggage."
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